• anti-johnlocker: comments on why a johnlock post is inaccurate and/or disrespectful
  • johnlocker: wow oh my god why do you have to come hate on our ship you’re so pathetic get a life wow
  • johnlocker: comments on every minor ship post about how it would be so much better if it were johnlock instead
  • johnlocker: constantly spams the minor ship and mary morstan tags with hate
  • johnlocker: calls everyone who doesn’t hate mary a “mary stan”
  • johnlocker: makes posts about how awful sherlolly is
  • johnlocker: makes posts about how mary should die
  • johnlocker: makes posts about how moriarty is a rapist
  • johnlocker: seriously ship hate is so pathetic you guys are just haters wow ship and let ship


If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via kriffypuff)


the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

(Source: qothqueen, via vanilla-zeppelin)


when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u


(via sydbaret)


Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via zosopage)